Ein landwirtschaftlicher Witz

Es hat sich vieles getan, aber ich habe gerade nicht viel Zeit. Später einmal ein ausführlicherer Bericht. In der Zwischenzeit vielleicht eine kleine Prise Humor. Der Witz ist zwar schon älter, aber immer noch mehr oder weniger aktuell. Hier in englisch:

When you're from the country, your perception is a little different to the big city person.
A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door. A boy, about nine years old, opened the door.
"Is your Dad or Mum home?" asked the farmer.
"No, they went to town", said the boy.
"How about your brother Howard. Is he here?" asked the farmer.
"No, he went with Mum and Dad," answered the boy.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message," said the boy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.. It's about Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment .......................
"You would have to talk to dad about that. I know he charges A$500 for the bull and A$50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard.